Car Trouble
Friday, September 22nd, 2006“Damn!” Our car broke down for the hundredth time today, it seemed. I couldn’t get my wife to work. Nobody ever wanted to stop and help either, most of the time. This time proved to be different.
Who would have thought this particular girl would have stopped to help us. Red hair, botox injected lips, no wedding ring on her finger. She looked to be about 150 lbs and about 6 feet tall. Most of the weight was carried in her huge rack. I’m talking, 28EE’s here. Man, would I love to get my hands on them.
‘Hey, do you guys need help?”
My wife and I were standing outside our car, obviously needing assistance.
“Yes,” I said. “Our car broke down on us, again.”
“Sounds like you’re not having a good day.”
“Not yet.” I sighed. “I’m still looking for the silver lining.”
“Well, I can give you a lift, if it’s somewhere close that you need to go.”
“That would be great. We just live a couple of miles down the road.”
“It’s going to cost you though.” She added quickly. Her eyes were sizing us up.
“I don’t have any cash.” I looked at her, my eyes wondering if she would accept another form of payment.
She looked me over.
“We can work something out. You guys hop in. Tell me where we’re going.”
I gave her the directions as we both got into her car. We took the back seat. I didn’t want to take the front seat, although I actually did want to, because I didn’t want my wife getting jealous.
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